Rent me your house for cheap and I will take care of it

Rent me your house for cheap and I will take care of it !
I am looking for a cheap house to rent.
I want to take care of your house and garden for free, better than a gardener or concierge, if you let me rent it for a cheap price.
I can show evidences that I am trustable and can even send weekly photos of your property to show you what work is done.
Serious offer, if you need someone to help you to do anything for you in Thailand, please contact me!