Wanted: Teach me to use Monero.

Old Expat here.

I have zero experience with crypto along with nearly zero patience in my personality.
But I want to start using crypto for payments and remittances, because banks are starting to be a pain in the assets.

What I want is a friendly and patient teacher with whom to discuss these topics.
Conversations by email and/or LINE.
With focus on doing this within Thailand.

I expect to pay, of course.
Nobody with expertise gives it away free.
So I will pay with the first Monero that I acquire.

I did find many web pages for beginners, but within 3-4 paragraphs of reading I am confused and discouraged.
For videos, I simply don’t have the patience at all.

I don’t run a business, don’t do any gambling, don’t do anything “dark”.
And my amounts are modest; typically EUR 5-10,000.
I just think I should start avoiding conventional banking channels including transfer services like “Wise” and others of that sort.
Anybody who knows Monero will understand about that.

Comments welcome.